During the earthquake, I was at Ikea.
Things were shaking and moving,
and the funniest thing is that……. people froze and just called ppl on their cellphones.
So, being the Boy Scout, I LOOKED AROUND… and SAW ON MY LEFT. A DOOR. AN EMERGENCY DOOR.
Then, I OPENED THE DOOR.
AND WALKED OUT.
[naturally, people started walking outside. AFTER THE SHAKING STOPPED.]
Easy like that. Nothing to it.
I’m sure on the day I die, it’ll probably be something random & “nothing to it”… Something like this: Michael walks around. Finds ladybird. Trips on it. Falls on FACE. DIES. End.
Oor maybe not. 🙂