Ikea

During the earthquake, I was at Ikea.

Things were shaking and moving,

and the funniest thing is that……. people froze and just called ppl on their cellphones.

So, being the Boy Scout, I LOOKED AROUND… and SAW ON MY LEFT. A DOOR. AN EMERGENCY DOOR.

Then, I OPENED THE DOOR.

AND WALKED OUT.

[naturally, people started walking outside. AFTER THE SHAKING STOPPED.]

Easy like that. Nothing to it.

+Michael K

I’m sure on the day I die, it’ll probably be something random & “nothing to it”… Something like this: Michael walks around. Finds ladybird. Trips on it. Falls on FACE. DIES. End.

Oor maybe not. 🙂

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2 thoughts on “Ikea

    • Not at all, because that is end game. If you achieve that, you know for certain that the majority of your life will change, and people fear change.

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